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what-the-hell

... I'm about to see another ZYBERTRUKKK along the wooded road during today's errand walk, aren't I?

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

Today i will unify China or die of mercury poisoning could go either way

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Lil bit of each sounds like a good day.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why's that goose after you in the first place? honk

Why's that goose after you in the first place? big-honk

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

awooga

I'm getting reported to hr aware

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

illegal-to-say

Either something very good or something very bad, with no in between.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love this game because it's always beanis . And beanis is always a good time!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

beanis gang stays winning

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

smuglord

I guess today I become a liberal…

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now you're an adult in the room that makes hard decisions and gets shit done.

libbing-out 🍷clink🍷maybe-later-honey

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

The decision against the Cheeto in Chief is not a hard one at all. smuglord

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

I become puppygirl

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

t4t

damn its gonna be kinda wild

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

headpat
‘bout to pet dogs and if lucky some puppyboys/puppygirls/pupbies

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am to be surprised by something everyone else found predictable‽

shocked-pikachu

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

fake-peppino-run hell yeah probably

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

07

I'm gonna meet a comrade lea-happy

live-kissinger-reaction

Yeah... I feel like hell, so I guess this fits.

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sicko-slideshow doing good, got a presentation

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

NEW SICKO EMOJI THANK YOU @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net

[–] RION@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

:yea: same as it ever was

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

hitler-detector uh-oh, I'm in for a bad time, aren't I?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

npc-upset

I will be owned somehow.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

gamer-gulag NO! I REFUSE!

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

kiryu-stare

I’m gonna see some bullshit

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

smuglord

Not sure if this means something good or bad will happen to me.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

smuglord Heh, you don't know whether it means something good or bad will happen to you. Indecisive much? smuglord

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Mother of God, it came true!

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

i'm in for a good day michael-laugh

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

supreme Guess I don't rely on these emojis as much as I thought.

Kinda shitty, but kind of amusing, based on this image.

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

zelensky-pain this was my last used emoji. Hopefully my day won't be bad as himself or his country's future or at least I hope to not be redacted-1 redacted-2

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

who-did-this

Not sure how to interpret this one

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[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

thonk-cri

Yeah that seems likely

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

so-far Well, fuck.

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

matt-jokerfied This is a pretty typical day for me ngl

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

kitty-cri-potato

I don't know how to interpret this

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[–] un_mask_me@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hope some hugs are on their way

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[–] Chronicon@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

wowee

honestly this could mean a lot of things

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

joever

Thanks for putting this evil on me, Ulysses

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

train-chad or train-shining

I think I'll have a pretty good day, train good after all

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

doubt guess I gotta be skeptical of everything

us-foreign-policy this is going to be a troubling day.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

germany-cool

Destroy Germany? Idk, I wish

[–] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

sadness I really need to stop using the sadness emotes lmao

[–] Ivysaur@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

disgost

I think it’s this one. That’s just my default face though.

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