SexUnderSocialism

And it's the big wet boy calling you with his burner phone.

Keywords: (ice, cream, its, for, free, lazytown, rotten, stalin)

From this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xLVySuwbOo

Just a few things from the article:

They're running out of money. (That's nothing a few more ships for sale can't solve )

Cult-leader Chris orders them to make game-defining changes on a daily basis that fucks up everything for weeks. (It's Chris' world after all, you're just living in it )

Besides just the main game and Squadron 42, they also have a third game (medieval fantasy) in development that uses the backer's funds as well.

Keywords: (toy, story, andy, drop, I, dont, want, to, play, with, you, anymore)

I think this one would get a lot of use considering the timeline we're in.

Common Jacob Geller W

Incredible grift.

Bids opened Monday for a contract to supply the state Department of Education with 55,000 Bibles. According to the bid documents, vendors must meet certain specifications: Bibles must be the King James Version; must contain the Old and New Testaments; must include copies of the Pledge of Allegiance, Declaration of Independence, U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights; and must be bound in leather or leather-like material.

A salesperson at Mardel Christian & Education searched, and though they carry 2,900 Bibles, none fit the parameters.

But one Bible fits perfectly: Lee Greenwood's God Bless the U.S.A. Bible, endorsed by former President Donald Trump and commonly referred to as the Trump Bible. They cost $60 each online, with Trump receiving fees for his endorsement.

Chain them to the chairs, and crack the whips, because we need more ships. What's Chris Robert's annual retirement fund conference without new ships to show off to our adoring bazinga audience who's ready to throw money at us? Exactly. Get to work, losers.

The company mandate states:

All staff are to be in the office on Friday, October 4th and Friday, October 11th (typically a work-at-home day)

All staff are to be in the office on Saturday, October 5th, and Saturday, October 12th (for these days, the company will provide breakfast and lunch, with staff receiving company TOIL (time off in lieu) which can be stored and used for time off at a later date)

All staff are to work on Sunday, October 6th, and Sunday, October 13th (this can be a work-at-home day, but the company “encourages” people to be in the office. For these days and for those in the office, the company will provide breakfast and lunch, with staff receiving company TOIL, which can be stored and used for time off at a later date)

Another internal email sent to Insider Gaming in July 2024 reveals that Cloud Imperium Games “pre-approved” 12 hours of ‘SQ42 TOIL’ per week for developers to meet Citizencon deadlines. The catch? The TOIL will only be made available after Squadron 42 ships, and employees must still be employed with the company by the time the game ships, or the TOIL “will be forfeited.”

And then I said to my wife: "Let's tie our already fucked up TOIL system to meeting deadlines, because we never seem to meet them anyway."

Jackass star Steve-O has shared on why he changed his mind on getting breast implants, which he first announced in July was part of a series of planned pranks.

The stunt would have involved Steve-O getting his "whole body waxed", with all his tattoos removed via airbrush, and losing weight to "get really slender and petite". Steve-O would then attend a motorcycle rally attempting to capture "big gangs of motorcycle riders" checking him out before he reveals his real identity. "I would walk up to pull off my helmet and say, 'Yeah, dude,' and get this crazy reaction, which, predictably, would be contentious," he shares.

It was this part of the plan that the person Steve-O spoke with found troubling – as the act of deliberately tricking men into thinking he's a woman was planned so he could get footage of being "beaten up at the motorcycle rally", which he previously explained in July is part of doing a "funny endurance" stunt.

“The show still has a bunch of really good comedy from that whole episode. And the extent to which I was prepared to go through with that is hilarious in its own right.”

No, it's not. It's fucking unhinged, jackass.

Keywords: (two, book, pages, at, once, choice)

If this is true, then this guy made up multiple fake advocate personas, so he could then kill them off and make money by setting up fundraisers for them as part of one giant grift. Wild.

I was listening to the radio while assembling some furniture when I heard the presenter tell a story about how once beat a few records playing golf, and because he didn't want those records to ever be broken by anyone, he decided to be a petty little shit and golf in the DPRK. Ah yes, totally true story, I'm sure.

So I looked up golf in the DPRK, and not only is golf not banned, but apparently they run an annual golf tournament that's even open to foreign players.

It took me literally less than a minute to debunk that ridiculous claim. Even NATOpedia has a page on the fucking tournament. But as usual Westerners just can't help themselves and just have to pull nonsensical claims about bAD cOuNtRy out of their colonial stinky doodoo asses. Unreal.