We’d be talking about cheese wheels instead of yards of linen
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How long is a piece of spaghetti?
Ey, tony, i been lookin at dese uh, contradictions here. Seems they's heightenin' to a point that's unsustainable.
Also gettin' word from da east side they sez da rate of profit here, sez it's got the tendency to fall, boss.
Idk I've only met one Italian IRL
Marxio
Lenuigi
Staluigi
Maorio (this one is Wario)
Americans would romanticize making wine and eating cheese with the commune
Workers 🤌of 🤌the 🤌world 🤌unite!
ayy im workin ova heaaaa
American "Italians" would be a lot less tedious
eeyyyyy, I'm expropriatin' heah!!
they were but the woke anti-italian deep state doesn't want you to know that
Carlo Martini, Voldo Linguini, Giuseppe Stalini, and Mario Zedong.
The USSR but its italy and a few other mediterranean countries
Stalin would have beat Mussolini to death with a shoe.
Gramsci?
Sometimes, when you cooka the spaghetti, or making the pizza, the boss takes your hard earned money and gives you only a-fraction of that pizza-pie or spaghetti's worth!
It's a me, Maorio!
They were all Italian idc
Well then there'd be even more Italics in Manifesto and Kapital
Instead of chanting "Dooby dooby dooby," Frank Sinatra would close "Strangers in the Night" by asking "What is to be done?"
Mama mia
They'd all join up with Gramschi to give Bordiga a swirly and shove him in a locker.
Lenin would have opposed Stalin getting power in Italian. I suppose.
So what, no fucking Communism now?