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We can make the burger be vegan after we buy it.
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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Goddamn Americans can only understand morality if it's a burger.
gotta reach people on their level
They clearly don't, cause they're still eating the burger
It doesn't have cheese in it
One of my favourite r/enlightenedcentrism posts was when someone shared a burger paddy that was 50% TVP and 50% beef, and then centrists came out of the woodwork to say things like "well it would reduce meat consumption by 50%" etc
burger paddy? you mean a bostonian?
I won't lie, I love some mapo tofu.
You know what else would reduce meat consumption by 50%?! And also reduce it by the other 50%?
Yeah but don’t you stupid commies realize that one genocide president has a better genocide than the other one?!
"If you eat enough of the burgers maybe the next shipment will be Impossible Burgers." 
Perfect. 
Sus-ply and demand 
“Just pick the meat out.”
okay
“Just have a little bit of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner!”
"have fish instead"
Fish is succ Dems like Bernie
I thought about this example but I really wanted to emphasize the similarity of the options. That said, if you go by what people actually say to vegans this is probably more accurate.
Fish Delites 
GOOD post
It's because he looks like a cheeto, I get it