MemesAreTheory

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[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 51 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Goddamn Americans can only understand morality if it's a burger.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Joe Biden wins the "Oldest Wife" award, but it's a lot closer than you'd think.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

Lmao for real. Yeah sure it's a protest vote, but spoiled ballots and meme write-ins don't actually convey a coherent message. You may as well be a crank as far as the lanyards are concerned when they're trying to figure out how they lost to Trump twice. A sizable socialist third party showing demonstrates that their strategy of courting "centrists" has consequences and the left will genuinely discipline them.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 60 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Neat! This is even more fun in a swing state screm-cool

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This is mostly vibes based, but I think Petro might be my favorite world leader right now. Xi is out there doing God's work in his own way, but Petro is such a great rhetorician. I like a President who takes a bold but correct stance and then explains it forcefully/eloquently. Maybe that's still a small West Wing lib part of my brain, but fuck yeah dude spit truth in the ghouls eyes as if it were venom.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

some-controversy Welcome to the warring states period mother fuckers

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 54 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Honestly? Sad turn of events in history. I'm not trying to "Great Man Theory" this, but Wittgenstein's enduring legacy in Philosophy and Linguistics is incredible. Someon like that "defecting" to the USSR might have attracted others due to his sheer brilliance if nothing else, and resulted in a remarkably different Soviet intellectual climate. I treasure the Soviet Unions achievements in science and political struggle, but you know, critical support and all. I wonder if a school of truly international socialist intellectuals would have influenced the shape of history in a positive way. Maybe it would be doomed to fail, but what might have been if they'd moved there and thrived? What would the West look like if it lost some of it's best the other direction? Would left-anti-communism have become such a force if the people propagating it had actually been there to see the reality, or help construct an alternative series of events? Just interesting to think about.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Shit reads like medieval court record keepers trying to talk up their failing sovereign.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd like to see some concrete milkshakes myself milkshake

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Absurdist zoomer memes have ruined us. Now all I want is an actual cinnamon stick deep fried 6 times with Ohio super imposed over it laughing. Same text.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. Again, that's the joke. This isn't real.

 

Send help for the love of God. I've killed thousands and had to restart my Republic so many times making mistakes that it feels like there should be easier ways to avoid. I'm playing realistic mode for reference.

As a general problem, I keep on failing to resist the temptation to build an ugly little 400x400 meter box cram packed with spaghetti walkways and utilities wherever they fit in order to min/max walking and infrastructure range. After 70 hours of the game my first city is actually surviving to the point of net gain and I'm trying to make the next jump. I've carefully prepared before allowing any growth beyond 3000 (I learned my lesson when everyone froze to death... And starved... And ran out of water... And died at 45 due to pollution...) but now I don't know what to do lmao. My people are happy, healthy, and well enough employed by a clothing industry with a food factory and distillery ready to go into production, but I hate trying to do anything in the city because it's so so so cramped. Do I try to make the shitbox less shit? Should I just build a new better city some ways off, or keep new development close to old development so I can still make good use of the infrastructure? Whatever my decision, I can't make a larger city work on buses and trucks alone. The fuel costs and traffic are a pain and I wish I could use all those cool trains or even just trolleys, but I can't figure out how to make it happen lmao. I have learned to save before trying a project only for it to fail miserably and kill everyone or bankrupt me when it completes in 6 months to a year, and I just had to revert because it turns out trolleys can't interact with fuel bus platforms, and my ENTIRE city depends on its platform, so that's not going anywhere.

Where is a quality source for guides on how to build industries, make rail work, and so on and so forth? I've been watching bballjo's videos as well as reading the wiki, and honestly, they're not so good. It's unironically been making me wish I was better at the game so that I could make the kinds of guides I wish I had right now; well scripted and on topic, edited well with pre-recorded clips to clearly show what's going on, and not just saying "this" or "here" or "there" or "that" and using specific names so people less familiar with the game don't lose the thread. Also, digestible. Each guide feels like it should only be 10-15 minutes MAXIMUM, with shorter being better. The longer 'guides' just become too much to absorb at once and harder to sort through to find the bit you actually need. Does anything like what I'm describing actually exist? Or is it all streamers style some guy in a gaming chair rambling more or less on topic for an hour?

Credit where credit is due, I was able to claw a surviving city together by pulling out the main lessons from jo and other ramblers content, but it's getting worse as I get to more complicated systems.

This is a long post that has become more complaining than I wanted it to be. I'm really enjoying the game and I want to progress out of the "early" game, but I don't know how to make train run good or scale up. Please send me good written or video sources for how to city good. Also, don't make me an urban planner after the revolution, at leastv not until I have a couple more hundred hours in this game lmao.

 

shrek-blob

 

They don't trust voters not to choose a succdem and offend pwecious widdle capital, and they're worried they couldn't fix a second election after 2020 almost went to Bernie despite their best efforts. So now they're just propping up the old man strategically until it's too late and they can put whatever blob priest into office they like without the unwashed masses messing it up with their "democratic will" or whatever. Technocrats must sit the eternal throne whether the people want it or not.

 
 
 

I know Trump's word is worth less than dogshit, but hypothetically, he's now the harm reduction candidate when it comes to Ukraine.

Of course the liberals of reddit are hand-wringing about Putin and "tHe FrEe WoRlD"

 

train-shining train-shining train-shining

 
 

Posting IS praxis and this is a solidarity thread with the freedom fighters of New Caledonia

 

This is part of my culture.

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