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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like three days ago there was someone asking if stealing catalytic converters was based praxis. There's like a whole genre of post here that's like "Is making the world worse actually building socialism?"

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

pissing on my front doorstep is lowering rents

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Just pop off a few rounds here and there, redline the suburbanites.

[–] kevlar21@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

as far as I know there’s only one post that was so fundamentally fucked that it singlehandedly took down Hexbear dprk-soldier

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

just because it crashes the site doesn't mean it's a bad post

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

phoenix-objection-1phoenix-objection-2 objection

phoenix-evidence lest we forget the sacred axiom: "Closing the sub for a joke wasn’t OK."

phoenix-smug checkmate, liberals

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

As we all know, Gödel's incompleteness theorem was proven by converting liberalism to mathematical notation

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The actual worst posts get removed and they had some of the juiciest chud stuff in them

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The actual worst posts get removed and they had some of the juiciest chud stuff in them

The Mortal Kombat corpo fan (less a fan of the game and more a fan of the corpos that owned it) that wished me a violent self inflicted death because I insisted that employees making Mortal Kombat games shouldn't have to be compelled to put themselves through traumatically gruesome videos and images to the point of needing trauma counseling just to make the treats extra hypersus just to keep their jobs would have been a great example to show but yeah that was all deleted by the mods and I lost the saved text on my old computer.

That particular treat defender had AVGN as an avatar which for some reason fit. avgn-horror

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Something something Fred Flinstone and Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

To find out, you must visit the Modlog

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The girl reading this heart-sickle

WAIT NO I MEAN-

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Objection, this is a comment so it can't be the worst post

[–] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anything with “beanis”, can’t stand that crap. I’m more of a skub gal tbh

[–] Inui@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

We've gotta martyr the first beanis poster as a lesson to all the others. Or else get a personal word filter.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I have been condemned to an eternity of posting only on bad posting

:cri:

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

There's some contenders, like the "OrganizeOrDie" nazbol that was wishing a violent death to everyone on Hexbear that had depression.

My personal least favorite post was that "I love you all, but you need to stop embarrassing leftism and kiss a stranger this New Years during the ongoing covid pandemic or you're a shut-in and these mysterious alt accounts will go forth like flying monkeys and try to bully you off the site" one from RonJeremyCorbyn. Fuck that piece of shit forever.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

The one where that person was ranting about us all going to hell and how Marx and Hitler are the same

Found it

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Okay I think this wins. This is beautiful.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Heh, nothing personnel kid

(Is that a chastity belt?)

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The whole look is a kind of chastity belt

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Lemmygrad link so you can see which comments federated

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Every single thing I have ever written or will write.

spoilerDON'T YOU EVER THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ME!!!!!

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Ta, jasne. Udowodnij to libku :smuglord:

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

No one beats me at being bad!

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know there's a collection of some of the worst posts on Hexbear?

You can find it here.

[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Power Dynamics.

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet it's candy! niko-wonderous

EDIT: It's not candy niko-concern

Idk... Looks like a Tootsie Roll to me!

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago
[–] ShareThatBread@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Welcome to HexBear, r/vcj

Honestly almost ripped the site apart

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Whoever decided to create the comm c/hentai ur a lib.