Dirt_Owl

joined 4 years ago
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

Cool, surveillance capitalism. Very normal and free

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 52 minutes ago

i-cant that's a pretty funny collection of fictional things!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

These fucking motherfuckers hurt almost constantly with me kitty-cri-screm

What a terrible design. Skulls must have been made by Elon Musk

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

I have worked so many service and retail jobs. I have so many horror stories about vindictive management and customers too.

What people don't understand is that it is stressful as fuck and you're always working, but it's also incredibly mundane, samey work. As someone with ADHD, it literally started making me incredibly depressed and physically sick. So much so that I decided to go back to University because anything is better than feeling your brain literally turn to mush.

It took ages for my morning alarm to not make me break out into a sweat.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I have weird taste

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 37 points 19 hours ago (10 children)

I think he lost of young people today by saying working at McDonald's is easy (I mean of course his watered down version he can leave after an hour is easy lmao it's not the same conditions the actual employees face and he knows he can leave after his tiny stunt.)

Most young people today are poor, they've worked in a service job before, or they are currently in one. A lot of them have PTSD from how fucking abused they were/are at work.

Soon Trump is only going to have ghoulish business owners and landlords voting for him, and that isn't a large portion of the population.

Not that any of it matters in the long run. Both parties are gonna sell the people out to capital whoever wins

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 22 hours ago

Bro I'm Australian there is literally at least one news story a week as well as entire book isles dedicated to yellow peril style "sneaky evil Chinese" shit.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Better than it was but still pretty terrible.

My University gives you extra 10 minutes during exams in a smaller room (still about 15 people with you though) and also it's slightly easier to get an extension. That's about it.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

For me it was the scene kid art style that I couldn't get into

 
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I mean, fuck the capitalist oligarchy that is post Soviet Russia, but soulless oil executives dying will always be funny.

 

I never...

Okay I sometimes...

SHUT UP kitty-cri-screm

 
 

"Sorry, I need you to come in today, I can't afford to hire more people." 💅

 

Funny bean go heeheehoohoo

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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/emoji@hexbear.net
 

Bowser read theory and that's why he doesn't kidnap Peach anymore.

 

THUNDARRRRRR luigi-dance

 

Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

 

The irony is their obsession with domination is killing the planet, and in turn will worsen their chances of survival.

I hate how they are dragging us all down with them

I fucking give up on these idiots. Too dumb to live.

 

Oh, and apparently people only support Palestine because "They're losing." And "It doesn't matter whose wrong or right they're both just fighting for survival. Who cares about supporting either of them."

Other highlight "Palestine has homophobia built into it's law. Like Russia." Said by a cis person too lmao

Hahahaha fuck me I wish I had the energy and skill to school people like this but I just can't be bothered hahaha I'm so tired.

"Both sides bad" types are even more insufferable than out Zionists sometimes.

 

If it's controlled then it isn't chaos is it?

Stupid Shadow.

 

Fawful is actually the best character ever don't even @ me. He's literally a bean.

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