Thordros

Yeah, nah. I'm going to bed. It isn't bedtime, but I'm cooked.

"There are Arabs living in my walls, stealing money out of my wallet. They got my millions! Send lethal aid!"

• Grandpa Israel

As Juice says: don't drill a hole in your head.

Unlimited bandwidth^1^.

^1^ Limits apply. No, we will not tell you what they are.

100%. I forgot this. Microsoft made this impossible to do without opening a command prompt during install, disabling internet, and rebooting. There are 3rd party guides available.

This is weirdly easier on the Home version. Just pretend you're a stupid asshole, and keep entering a username when it asks for an email to a Microsoft account. It eventually gives up and just lets you make a local account.

This is basically my partner's job with less steps.

Boss: "Did you SEO the kanban scrum synergy for today's stand-up agile AI?"

Them: "Check it out, I made a pivot table."

Every Manager in the Org:

the only real attacks on it's soil in the last 100 years being a military attack on a naval base in Hawaii and a couple of targeted terror attacks

Incidentally, your first example wasn't on American soil—occupied Hawaii was not absorbed into the Union until 1959.

Comrade grocery store line guy, welcome to the Home of Sexuals. We have blanket forts and (optional, consentual) snuggles. It fuckin rules.

What's difficult to understand? I can feel enmity for two different people, for different reasons, at the same time.

do the opposite of what wall street wants, problem solved.

It doesn't actually matter what the economic problem is, this is nearly always the solution.

um, excuse me, but as a white man, this makes me feel empathy

UNACCEPTABLE!