TheSlad

joined 1 year ago
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

But what if they force our men to impregnate them with human babies against our will?

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 95 points 19 hours ago (11 children)

I dont care if the feature I've worked on gets canceled. The lost work is management's problem, not mine; I still get paid the same.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

When I went to mexico many years ago, they had dedicated teams of conservationists mark and monitor all nesting spots (they didnt collect the eggs), then when they start hatching they will rake the sand in a path to the ocean and inevitably a crowd of tourists will gather so the conservationists also end up having to hold the crowd back so that they dont get in the way, the crowd does however scare away any beach predators.

I got to see both egg laying, and eggs hatching it was very cool. The baby turtles are sooo tiny and adorable.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

I specifically remember the style of ad that made me get an adblocker. In the olden days on the og minecraft forum, they had an autoplaying video ad at the bottom of the page. Every single post you clicked on, or new tab you opened, you had to scroll all the way down to mute the stupid fucking ad!

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

I knew a Thor in highschool. I think his name was actually Anthor? I could be wrong. Knew his brother also, named Mordecai. They had a lot more sibling I never learned their names. They were an...interesting family.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sorry thats an off the clock social activity. But if you don't show up then you aren't a team player and won't be considered for promotions.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better to just pick a car from before they started doing all that shit. Dont buy anything after 2020. I had a 2019 Honda Civic it was amazing but then some asshat running a stop sign totalled it.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'd imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don't want to taste their own dick.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

It not too late to learn a new skill or pick up a new hobby. If you hear of something that sounds fun, dive in!

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

Similar; caress all around the boob, getting close to the nipple on occasion but not actually touching it. Tease it.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The story goes that during the RNC, gay prostitutes are in high demand. There is one such guy who claims to have serviced Lindsay Graham's anus and said that it was peppered with raised moles, which Graham lovingly refered to as his "little ladybugs".

Allegedly.

 
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