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[–] Juice@midwest.social 18 points 6 days ago

Never forget that during the George Floyd protests, Seattle activists were all over social media saying, "Don't follow Antifa, no one knows who these people are, they're likely all cops" right before they became a household name and right wing bugbear.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 92 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Thanks I am now the 𝔓𝔬𝔭𝔢

A Pope, don't go around trying to step in the toes of any other Popes and Momes out there

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Watch out I saw the antipope running loose

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if you print it and keep it in your wallet

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you plan on bringing it to Germany, you have to print and laminate it. Nothing is valid unless laminated here.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tis why the holy Roman Empire fizzled. Lack of lamination.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

To be fair, it's pretty hard to laminate a chiseled marble slab that one has to carry around as ID.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aw man I had one of these for ages.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

you can still order them from their website I think

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Of course we have cards. Duh. How else are you going to claim your payout from George Soros for undermining everything that is good and holy? BTW, does taking part in the orgy after the riot count as work time?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

only if you're unionized

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sorry thats an off the clock social activity. But if you don't show up then you aren't a team player and won't be considered for promotions.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Bro, talk to Brenda and set up direct deposit. It's so much easier.

[–] random@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago

god I hate cops

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Silly police man.

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's like a scene out of the Dragnet movie.

I was thinking Cheech and Chong:

"Hardhat to base."

"Hey, go ahead, officer Lardass."

"No, it's hardhat. Hard. Hat."

"Copy that, officer Lardass."