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Anon has a back injury (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don't want to taste their own dick.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder if that's actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven't heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror...

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Let me present you gym bros. I also recall someone back in high school who said he masturbated looking at his own ass in the mirror.

[–] Running_Out_Of_Plans@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Gay trans woman here. Queer people absolutely can get turned on by our own naked bodies. I have first hand experience.

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