Guilvareux

In his defence, he’s having a ball

I don’t know about you, but I find seeing things to be much easier when there isn’t a planet obscuring it.

A wave hit it

Really doesn’t matter to be honest. Whichever distro you choose, you’ll be able to program somehow. Pop_Os! is a good bet for graphics cards issues though, so I’d say roll with it.

Maybe their torso is on correctly, but it’s actually their legs that are on backwards

Asking for info: What’s you specific concern regarding this information? Is it that data is accessible in the USA, you don’t trust the company?

I think you could intuit the answer here

Never lose a game of musical chairs tho

Creep? What a strange word to use…

“The government are spying on us without our consent. The people need to know about this”

You think the “creep” in that scenario is Edward?

Can you find an application with this exact name? “ExactName.exe”

Cortana: Try one of these unrelated folders…

Edit: Dunno if it’s improved since I last used it…

Might just be my experience but in the UK at least, it’s almost exclusively women who drive cars like this. Men more commonly drive vans and super large vehicles to be fair, but specifically larger than necessary, non-tradesman style cars (Land Rovers, very clean, empty pick-ups etc.)