I legit had to do a second take. He would do this.
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"According to this debunked racist quackery I'm the best person who ever lived."
My first thought: I can't believe this idiot found a phrenologist.
I don't have enough phrens, Putin barely talks to me anymore, and un is busy playing blow up the bridge. I need a phrenologist.
Same. I could totally see him releasing a phrenology exam and claiming it was his health screening.
The only thing he releases is fraudulent blabber and foul odor
OK this one got me. Hook line sinker.
Lol, this isn't even a parody. It's just a very real thing he could say at any moment.
Normally when I say something is obviously satire and someone comes up with “BUT IN CURRENT DAY IT COULD HAPPEN” it pisses me off…
But you… you could not be more right hahahaha
YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.
WHAT IS LEFT OF THE PINK, PUNY HAM SANDWICH'S MIND HAS DECAYED DUE TO THE RAVAGES OF VENEREAL DISEASE AND OBESITY. HE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE STUPIDITY AND GENETIC INFERIORITY THAT CHARACTERIZE HIS WEAK AND DECADENT RACE.
Is this quoting measurehead?
Let's hope the influence of this ham-sandwich man is waning too.
This comparison isn't fair to ham sandwiches. I like them and want them to stay around.
Did he get the pass?
Crunch....
does it show how collosally empty it is?
Apparently, the ideal skull is Obama's. I want to study the Don's one though.