P00ptart

joined 2 months ago
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

"you kids stay away from my dirt crop!"

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

I was in a medical unit. Almost entirely democrats, except the motor pool.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

People. "This is fine, the world is fine, our societies inverse robin hood economy is fine, climate change is no big deal, ecosystem collapse is no big deal, wars? Those are overseas and we're not in them. Yeah, we'll be fine."

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

I'd say I hope Harris wins for their sake, but honestly I'm hoping she wins for everyone's sake.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

"Mmm spank my wallet daddy! "

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Half off a value meal after 6 hrs. Lol

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gay top with a thing for chocolate lava cake. Don't kink shame.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Aww come on! Don't make me be web weaver!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Well that's ironic, cause dear leader has HIM dying!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's not the only thing he reeks of.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Alright fine. I'll be the test subject to see if it gives me spider powers.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Musk is a bacterial infection of the perineum.

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