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Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam (theonion.com)

submitted 3 days ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (3 children)

YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

WHAT IS LEFT OF THE PINK, PUNY HAM SANDWICH'S MIND HAS DECAYED DUE TO THE RAVAGES OF VENEREAL DISEASE AND OBESITY. HE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE STUPIDITY AND GENETIC INFERIORITY THAT CHARACTERIZE HIS WEAK AND DECADENT RACE.

[–] minyakcurry@monyet.cc 4 points 3 days ago

Is this quoting measurehead?

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let's hope the influence of this ham-sandwich man is waning too.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

This comparison isn't fair to ham sandwiches. I like them and want them to stay around.