Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia (brain freeze)
it's just too long for something so mundane lol. who are you fooling, palatine??
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Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia (brain freeze)
it's just too long for something so mundane lol. who are you fooling, palatine??
Toxic megacolon. Sounds like a metal band.
Oooh, good call! It totally does. I bet a Toxic Megacolon show would have a wild and kickass mosh pit.
Free. As in free healthcare.
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Hypopotomonstrososqepideliophobia. The phobia of long words
Yikes
Mine is Omentum.
I went to med school for a grand total of one semester before I realized it wasn't for me. But during that semester I went through Gross Anatomy in which you dissect a cadaver bit by bit over the course of (IIRC) 8 weeks. Anyway in the abdominal cavity lies the greater omentum, a yellow net-like contraption that basically spans the stomach & intestines. It's super cool looking, probably my favorite structure I encountered in gross anatomy.
My least favorite thing about gross anatomy - other than that one really stinky cadaver - was Netter. Oh my god I felt like that text became an extension of my body, I was never not buried in it, along with so many lists of mnemonics. I still remember the mnemonic Roman Togas Don't Cover Balls to name the parts of the brachial plexus (Roots, Trunks, Divisions, Cords, and Branches).
Gross
Meninges
Pericardium.
I've always liked thrombophlebitis. Not happy when a patient develops this, however
My words are taken so imma do a phrase
βFECAL VOMITINGβ
Like many others, could be a band name. Grindcore, probably. I imagine one of the worst experiences to go though. Vomiting is already terribleβ¦ butt now thereβs shit.
Worm rot π
borborygmi. The gurgling sounds from your intestines when fluid is moving.
Also, pneumocephalus. Air in the cranium or an "air head".
Methylphenidadhydrochlorid :)
Fistula.
Sounds sexual, but very much isn't.
Well, not with that attitude!
Hypochondria
"Endocannabinoid system". It makes us sound like we just evolved a system specifically for processing THC.
Priapism. Gotta check for it in trauma patients.
Also a phenomenal instrumental progressive/fusion metal band
https://pryapisme.bandcamp.com/album/diabolicus-felinae-pandemonium
Infarction
Amenorrhea and hyponatremia. I do also like orchidectomy, but I am less comfortable repeating it over and over than the others - it feels like itβll be taken as a threat
Spastic colon
Lymphangioleiomyomatosis - a rare disease that a friend has.
Codons. It reminds me of how I was, and still am a biology student by heart. Life happened, and I was forced to pick CS. Other words that I like is bacteriophage, prions and Adenosine Tri-Phosphate.
Any of the big compound medical words are fun to say and construct IMO. Adrenocorticotropic, deoxyribonucleic, those kinda words. They seem big and scary but theyβre quite descriptive and once you know the βformulaβ behind them itβs not too bad. Maybe not the most fun words but I feel good every time I can use one and deploy it like itβs no big deal (ie my mouth doesnβt fuck it up). Itβs like executing a big combo with your mouth.
Eptifabatide. My favorite drug name and people have a hard time with that p to t transition apparently, but it rolls off the tongue for me. Abciximab is another good one, but I'm pretty sure someone just wanted a name to start with ABC.
I like ondansetron ... I just picture a dancing robot
I always just pictured Santa Clause.
"On, Comet! Ondansetron! On, Donner and Blitzen!"
Ooh I love this!
Agalmatophilia
It's the paraphilia of being sexually attracted to statues. Like stone marble statues.
free
Laparoscopic Appendectomy. Or as the doctors like to call it, a Lappy-Appy.
Echolalia
Or vagina. I really like vagina, and the word vagina.
But echolalia is more fun to say. It's like tintinnabulation or brobdingnagian in that regard, despite being shorter. But the sound of the word works so neatly with the meaning of the word.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Supposedly a lung infection caused by inhaling very fine volcano dust. Technically invented by a group of word puzzle fans, but it's appeared in dictionaries.
This might also be the first time since I learned it (30+ years ago) that it's been even close to relevant in a conversation.
When I was a kid it was all about antidisestablishmentarianism and that's also still quite relevant
Which, unfortunately for you, has no relevance in this thread as it isn't a medical word.
Nice try though. :)
purulent leakage, also known as pussy leakage (i.e., leakage involving pus)
Idk if it's medical or more psychological but the term for when your hear a word so many times it loses meaning is one of my favorite phrases in the English language.
Semantic satiation
Lol as a medical person myself, reading all the comments her is so hilarious and refreshing. Gives me different perspective.