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Mine is 'pearly penile papules' as it sounds like a fancy magic spell.

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[–] fool@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia (brain freeze)

it's just too long for something so mundane lol. who are you fooling, palatine??

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Toxic megacolon. Sounds like a metal band.

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 4 points 4 days ago

Oooh, good call! It totally does. I bet a Toxic Megacolon show would have a wild and kickass mosh pit.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Free. As in free healthcare.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hypopotomonstrososqepideliophobia. The phobia of long words

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mine is Omentum.

I went to med school for a grand total of one semester before I realized it wasn't for me. But during that semester I went through Gross Anatomy in which you dissect a cadaver bit by bit over the course of (IIRC) 8 weeks. Anyway in the abdominal cavity lies the greater omentum, a yellow net-like contraption that basically spans the stomach & intestines. It's super cool looking, probably my favorite structure I encountered in gross anatomy.

My least favorite thing about gross anatomy - other than that one really stinky cadaver - was Netter. Oh my god I felt like that text became an extension of my body, I was never not buried in it, along with so many lists of mnemonics. I still remember the mnemonic Roman Togas Don't Cover Balls to name the parts of the brachial plexus (Roots, Trunks, Divisions, Cords, and Branches).

[–] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Pericardium.

[–] dillydogg@lemmy.one 1 points 2 days ago

I've always liked thrombophlebitis. Not happy when a patient develops this, however

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My words are taken so imma do a phrase

β€œFECAL VOMITING”

Like many others, could be a band name. Grindcore, probably. I imagine one of the worst experiences to go though. Vomiting is already terrible… butt now there’s shit.

[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

Worm rot 😍

[–] Jaybob32@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

borborygmi. The gurgling sounds from your intestines when fluid is moving.

Also, pneumocephalus. Air in the cranium or an "air head".

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Methylphenidadhydrochlorid :)

[–] mrbean343@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Synesthesia. That or prosopagnosia.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fistula.

Sounds sexual, but very much isn't.

[–] ouRKaoS 2 points 3 days ago

Well, not with that attitude!

[–] limitsomething@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Hypochondria

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

"Endocannabinoid system". It makes us sound like we just evolved a system specifically for processing THC.

[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Priapism. Gotta check for it in trauma patients.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Amenorrhea and hyponatremia. I do also like orchidectomy, but I am less comfortable repeating it over and over than the others - it feels like it’ll be taken as a threat

[–] kowcop@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Spastic colon

[–] Dhrystone@infosec.pub 4 points 4 days ago

Lymphangioleiomyomatosis - a rare disease that a friend has.

[–] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Codons. It reminds me of how I was, and still am a biology student by heart. Life happened, and I was forced to pick CS. Other words that I like is bacteriophage, prions and Adenosine Tri-Phosphate.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Any of the big compound medical words are fun to say and construct IMO. Adrenocorticotropic, deoxyribonucleic, those kinda words. They seem big and scary but they’re quite descriptive and once you know the β€œformula” behind them it’s not too bad. Maybe not the most fun words but I feel good every time I can use one and deploy it like it’s no big deal (ie my mouth doesn’t fuck it up). It’s like executing a big combo with your mouth.

[–] Oyml77 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Eptifabatide. My favorite drug name and people have a hard time with that p to t transition apparently, but it rolls off the tongue for me. Abciximab is another good one, but I'm pretty sure someone just wanted a name to start with ABC.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like ondansetron ... I just picture a dancing robot

[–] Oyml77 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always just pictured Santa Clause.

"On, Comet! Ondansetron! On, Donner and Blitzen!"

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago

Ooh I love this!

[–] philpo@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

Agalmatophilia

It's the paraphilia of being sexually attracted to statues. Like stone marble statues.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Laparoscopic Appendectomy. Or as the doctors like to call it, a Lappy-Appy.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Echolalia

Or vagina. I really like vagina, and the word vagina.

But echolalia is more fun to say. It's like tintinnabulation or brobdingnagian in that regard, despite being shorter. But the sound of the word works so neatly with the meaning of the word.

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Supposedly a lung infection caused by inhaling very fine volcano dust. Technically invented by a group of word puzzle fans, but it's appeared in dictionaries.

This might also be the first time since I learned it (30+ years ago) that it's been even close to relevant in a conversation.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When I was a kid it was all about antidisestablishmentarianism and that's also still quite relevant

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Which, unfortunately for you, has no relevance in this thread as it isn't a medical word.

Nice try though. :)

purulent leakage, also known as pussy leakage (i.e., leakage involving pus)

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Idk if it's medical or more psychological but the term for when your hear a word so many times it loses meaning is one of my favorite phrases in the English language.

Semantic satiation

[–] mitrosus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

Lol as a medical person myself, reading all the comments her is so hilarious and refreshing. Gives me different perspective.

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