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Technically its the "Necronomicon ex Mortis". Which of course means "Book of the Dead of the Dead"

"What has this country come to when women are MURDERING their half-vampire babies!?!"

I was on a road trip this weekend, and we had to clean the windshield 5 times. So it looks like the bugs are making a comeback thanks to restrictions on Monsanto products.

Old tricks are the best tricks.

That's what Laserdisc is for.

Cunk wrote that guide.

Just offer them some food. They may be a little skittish at first, but eventually they'll be eating out of the palm of your hand.

My favorite scene in Spacehunter.

Could have been buying olive oil... Way less dangerous buying olive oil.

Maybe this is a defense thing. Those bibles can get pretty hefty. Should stop a bullet in a pinch.

Alas, this the Blame!-verse. So no Jupiter anymore.

I heard that trump loves to be fisted. That he wants Arnold Palmer in, elbow deep.