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Last night I dreamed that I got banned from Hexbear for 24 hours and told to self-crit. Despite understanding pretty much immediately after the ban went into effect, what I had done wrong, and apologizing to the mod team for the inconvenience, I elected to refrain from all social media for those 24 hours in order to self-crit, which I did by literally time traveling.

The odd thing is that in all the other dreams I've had wherein I acted like an uncharacteristically horrible person, I was consistently horrible and completely powerless to stop my own bad behavior despite recognizing it; but this time I was literally given the superhuman ability of time travel in order to go the extra mile to make up for what was ultimately just one bad comment.

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[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If hexbear, or anything else online, ever enters my dream space I will log off entirely for a calendar year. Done it before to break myself away from spending too much time online and even then my dreams were uncorrupted by the net.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My suggestion is to have a book of bullshit on hand. Literally anything that has information you can look up. Whenever you open a tab to the thing you're trying to avoid, look something up in the book instead. A word in a dictionary, or some book about nature.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Incidentally, lately I have been really wanting a physical kanji dictionary and Norwegian-Japanese translation dictionary. I've also been handwriting a lot of notes in a physical notebook.

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Really not that hard. Just have deliberately to fill the time with something more fulfilling which is pretty much everything else in existence tbh. During my year offline I started learning classical piano, got in better shape, read a shit ton of books, and became a pretty good cook. Once you break the habit it's honestly very easy to keep internet usage in check because it feels like a boring waste of time compared to whatever else you direct your energy towards. That's how it worked for me at least and why I'll always advocate for spending less time online whenever it comes up.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

No, I do try to reduce my screen time in the ways I can, because those types of things absolutely are a lot more fulfilling — but the same obstacles that keep me from becoming a vegan also keep me from going offline. I don't know how precise I really could or should be, but to be as vague as possible, things would be considerably easier for me if there were a door immediately to my right.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If you have dreams of 1. Hexbear, and 2. Getting banned off Hexbear, no matter what they contain it's a sign to :logout: immediately.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

One time I dreamed that I logged into Hexbear and it was full of liberals

only I wasn't dreaming lathe-of-heaven

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I have dreamt of people from bearzone, I will admit. Not the site itself though...

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Nah I'm not that far gone.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

One day I hope to be but Hexbear refuses to rise to the required level of revolutionary discipline

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

My dreams frequently have game rules /settings but I don't think I've ever had 9ne where I'm just browsing the internet.

[–] multi_regime_enjoyer@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

No that happens shortly before I go to bed if the posting has been really good

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Simply do not dream and you can't be banned, ezpz.