I've actually heard this before in the UFO circles
They say that a bunch of passenger jets are just alien ships in disguise
Why the aliens would disguise the ship and not themselves is a question they don't ask
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Why the aliens would disguise the ship and not themselves is a question they don't ask
why play dumb like you never heard of "exhibitionism"
Alien sex perverts!
Nude conspiracies!
every plane is piloted by aliens...
THE WRIGHT BROTHERS did NOT invent airplanes.
now you understand?
Why the aliens would disguise the ship and not themselves is a question they don't ask.
The number might be smaller. It's hard to really know after it goes beyond about eight.
that's fucking awesome. it makes way more sense that a technologically advanced alien species would mimic our aircraft technology rather than fly around in little flying saucers or whatever
so does this guy just look at every plane with his binoculars until he eventually finds one with an alien pilot?
You have to be out of this world to want to fly a Boeing.
Tbh how sure are we Airbus won't fuck up in much the same way as Boeing?
big if true
gleerp if zue 
this counts as an encounter
i'm contacting mufon
My friend is always seeing UFOs over the field near his house. He's shown them to me and I keep pointing out that they are DJI drones, but he simply won't have it.
But who is controlling the drone? Have you thought about that?
Lol. Yeah can you imagine how embarrassed I would be. I'd never live it down
I believe him
see, exactly like trump was saying. they've got DEI aliens flying the boeings and that's why they keep crashing. it has NOTHING to do with corporate greed.
a friend of mine got a DEI the other day and was barely drunk, i think it's overexaggerated
They just crash them for fun
if aliens can physically transport their living bodies between stars they can almost certainly make themselves imperceptible to us. bending light waves or jamming our monkey neurons from noticing them seems easy compared to FTL space travel, heck for all we know there is one or more species of insect or animal native to earth that exploits human psychology to be imperceptible 
ya but what if they wanted to flex
Yoooo
Aileen flying the aircraft like ๐ฉโโ๏ธ
aliens confirmed
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So you're saying L Ron Hubbard's Xenu-affiliated spacecraft are legit after all?
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