the good ol' blasphemous "jesus fucking christ"
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In places where I can say fuck: "Ah, fuck."
In places where I can't say fuck: "Ah, ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffudge."
Personally big fan of mincing the swear to “Ah fffff-for crying out loud.”
This is the way
blyad
blin
I don't actually speak RU
Similarly, 'Bozhemoi' is in my lexicon from like, Harry Turtledove alt-history
Not from X-Men comics?
Never read them! Dad had Turtledove novels and not X-men comics. Had some Jonah Hex comics though, and this one weird comic I've never been able to find or name that was a weird sci-fi story about an interstellar fight against an Alien Ant empire lead by a Monkey Emperor
I've got two that i don't know where they started. If something happens suddenly like stubbing my toe or being surprised/scared I'll literally go "GOLLY" If I'm angry at getting killed in Overwatch or something I go " Suck my left dick" which I can't trace at all
Similar vibe to a fav, "fuck off the edge of my dick"
Pretty sure that one's a Super Best Friends original
recently i've noticed myself saying "god damn you" to inanimate objects a lot. it goes much harder than just "god damn it"
Death to America
"fucking dogshit"
I have dogs, and sometimes they have that really huge smelly poop that instantly falls apart when touched. Trying to clean the yard can be an exercise in frustration. That frustration translates.
- Wah! (an actual demonstration of sadness feels healthy)
Best said with Waluigi pronunciation
I blame Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures for teaching me "Aiya!" and my usage had only gotten more frequent.
fugg
fugg :DDD
YEBAAAAAT'
Muthafuckin gahdamn orange peel beef
Around kids: shazbot
Alone or around adults: well, shitfire.
I say "Christ on sale" a lot, which I think I first heard in an episode of Archer. Otherwise usually just an ad 
chain of invective.
Around others: crap
Just me: either crap or shite
What the fluff
Usually "god fucking dammit" or "jesus fucking christ" or "for fucks sake" but anything with ye olde f-bomb will do in a pinch
I'm a simple them raised by Sam Jackson movies; "motherfuck" and all its possible variants dependent on the source of the bullshit. That, "scheisse", "blin", and "blyat". Blame Rammstein and a misspent childhood in 1.6 lobbies for those last three.
fuck. simple
i love how we're autistic as hell, but our fucks are v evocative.
Removed
Motherfuck
Ay what
[Name of person I'm talking to], what the fuck?
I've been doing AH BOB SAGET basically since that video was first around
The usual f--- word
Others: Pu---- Ina
Sacre Quebecois: calice, sacrement, not to repeat the t-word
Probably "Oh hell", courtesy of my crush on Captain John Sheridan.
Fuck me sideways
Or some expletive in a language other than English. Cursing in English doesn't have the same impact.
what the frick
Fuckin' Hell
I just say "problem" usually
"god [fucking] damn it" and you've gotta enunciate each word. great for when you break something, accidentally hurt yourself, or get bad news. has a lot of range. use the word fucking as optional spice.
"oh cock". Got it from James May
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
"fuck my nuts" or "gods balls"
Really like "shit sucking - mother fuckin'"
- "Chërt!" or "Chërt voz'mí!"
- "Yabeé!" or "Yabai!" — in an exaggerated Russian accent due to phonetic similarity to yebát'
- "Crikey!" — in an exaggerated Steve Irwin impression
- "PIAZZA DI SAN MARCO!" — idiosyncratic minced oath of pizdéts
- "Yowzers in the trousers!" — idiosyncratic
- "FAEN!" — straight from the soul
- "HELVETE!" or more often "HÆLLVETTE!" — also straight from the soul
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