clockwork_octopus

joined 1 year ago

Siblings of grandparents are “granties” and “gruncles”

[–] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hahaha my niece is younger than that and speaks like a sailor, there are more important things in life than to patrol colorful language of children used within the context of trolling scammers

This guy made an app called Soosee that looks at labels for you, and highlights ingredients that are not ok. The app is pre-populated, but has a customizable element to it, meaning that you can manually add in all the bullshit names and it’ll search for them, too. It works really well, I use it all the time as I have a sulphate allergy, and they pull the same bullshit there.

[–] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

Good for them! Hope they get what they’re asking for

He’ll eat your pets _and fuck your couch! Nothing is safe!!

[–] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Great post, but I did get thrown for a loop with the word placeboing, which of course I read as place-boing…

Goblin.tools is the best! Are the best?

Am the best!!

I’ve got this sticker on my laptop at work! And whenever ~~the idiots~~ ~~the “engineers”~~ my coworkers ~~have a death wish~~ ~~don’t know how to read~~ ask me to do something stupid I like to point to it and wait for them to see it

Watch out for sodium levels with this, deli anything usually has elevated levels of sodium which can be devastating in cats

[–] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How the fuck is this guy married?! I feel so bad for his daughters

 

Technically they're littermates...

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world to c/snek@lemmy.world
 

Snek was found in BC, Canada. Said hello to new frend and then said goodbye.

Snek was maybe 14” long? My friend says it was probably a garter snake.

Edited to mention that there doesn’t seem to be a way to post videos in this instance, so I took a screenshot of a frame instead

 

Obligatory not-my-cat. This is Holly, the new smol. She’s eating the stick end of a feather toy. I’m told it’s the tastiest part.

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