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Child: We'll see who has the last laugh when you put you in the nursing home 10 years early.

Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.

This is absolutely it. The C-suite and senior management are made up of sharp people. They absolutely know this will trigger an exodus and a large bag of fire-able workers. They don't care that they're likely to lose a bunch of talented, hardworking staff. Its all been accounted for. At worst the results of a mass exodus will only impact their bottom line in a few years. They just need this years numbers to look good and line to go up.

If you're going down that road, you're never seeing anything in its present form because even for an object a meter in front of you, all you're really seeing is the object as it existed nano seconds in the past. Hows is a nano second in the past different from years in the past?

I can the universe 40b light-years

95% Alcohol(any kind, ethanol, isopropyl, methanol) is a cheap, highly effective, contact killer. Spray any bug with it and it will die. Either the alcohol kills it from the toxicity or from dehydration because the alcohol cleaned off its protective wax surface.

Who is your favorite fearless hero?

Ah, classic "is she into you?"

Spent all his evolution points on superfluous eyes that don't serve a purpose instead of points on intelligence.

What are bicep eyeballs supposed to do other than give you a massive case of motion sickness?

Minox allowed me to enter the awkward phase.

One day I'll grow through it.

Inject it

One second guys, I thought OP meant he'd be drowning in pussy not actual cat and kitty litter