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[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 150 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Amateur. In a dark location, on a clear night, I can see the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.3 million light years away.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 77 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she's fat.

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 18 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

She's so fat that I'm genuinely concerned for her health.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields' health

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

She's so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

She's so fat that we're worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.

Just fat enough 😋

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[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You can't see my mom, she's dead.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 22 points 3 days ago

She's 2.3 million light years away. We're seeing her in the past.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Of course she's dead, she's in space...

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Fuckin' got them! Nice.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Smh you say on a dark place but then you say light years. If the whole year is light then how do you expect anyone to see if it has to be dark?

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But since the sun is 93 millions miles away it's further because the number is bigger

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Triangulum Galaxy is a smidge farther away (~2.7Mly) and also naked eye visible with the right sky conditions and good eyes.

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[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everest can be seen 200 miles away on a clear day

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

It's 90 miles from Seattle to Mount Ranier and it absolutely dominates the horizon.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Me who can see Polaris 433 light years away.

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

V762 Cassiopeiae: am I a joke to you?

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean I can't pick it out of a starfield or navigate the ocean at night by it. So. Ya.

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I guess you couldn't have been an archer in ancient Rome.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I can the universe 40b light-years

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Oh yeah? Well I can see colors!

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[–] Magister@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] podperson@lemm.ee 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Must be hard to can the sun. Shit’s hot and really big.

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Neptune: tf are you talking about

The Oort Cloud: lolwut

Interstellar medium: fuck me, it’s cold

Sagittarius A*: (chuckles softly)

Andromeda Galaxy: tf is a sun

Laniakea Supercluster: yo is that the Hercules–Corona Borealis Great Wall?? What up, homie!

Universe: gotta go fast

Can:

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

who can the sun 93 million miles away

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can the sun 93 million miles away

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Michal@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

To be fair, Sun is a source of light. Moon, on the other hand...

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Flat earth proven! Boom! /s

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think you needed a /s for that

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Poe's law would say otherwise.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Look at the sun for a while and you won't see anything ever anymore.

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Where did you learn that? Is that a real thing people are taught?

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 57 points 3 days ago (6 children)

3 miles is roughly how far you can see to the horizon (before the curvature of the earth blocks your line of sight)

https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/distance-to-horizon

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I don't want to check miles, but it's pretty on point with what I remember, which is the horizon being 5km away for a 180cm (~6ft) tall person. (3 miles is close enough to 5km)

Getting even a few meters of something under you would drastically change how far you see.

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[–] mostdubious@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

aw look, junior made a meme

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Yes, but for how long?

[–] Sensationalglyph@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

It's how far you can the sun.

[–] Sensationalglyph@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Nvm looked it up, it's like updog

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Teacher: not anymore

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