MisterNeon

Fair.

If you soaked the chips in salsa first that sounds like chilaquiles.

Montgomery County...not surprised.

That's not weird. Chips, fries, or tots can/should be in the sandwich.

I'd eat that.

Add a spicy condiment to that and that sounds great!

Then you're ready to try all the suggestions here!

That feeling isn't shame, it's carbs! You just have bread and butter in a different configuration. It isn't healthy, but it is wholesome.

Sorry dude, that room is the kitchen.

You're probably right. I have never personally seen them more expensive than like $1.25 for a half dozen.

Throw a potato in whatever form you want and roll that up in flatbread. I'd eat that in a heartbeat.

That sounds baller and something you'd find in Texas hill country.