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I love manual driving! Sure it didn't go super smooth when I first started, but after 2 years, I don't even realize I'm shifting automatically. But it might be me that I want to have control over my car, rather than it driving for me.

:blush: in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 48 points 3 weeks ago

Smart home in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 23 points 4 weeks ago (13 children)

USB Cable

Infinity in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

💀💀

Archie & Veronica in c/cat@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Jealous of this sick view!

Anon gets a new phone in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago

Had a HTC One M8 back in the day. Had a lot of fun confusing the shit out of the teachers after turning off the audio system and projector lmao

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Just tryna be human out here sucks (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by IDew@lemm.ee to c/meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works

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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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"🤮" (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by IDew@lemm.ee to c/copypasta@sh.itjust.works

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So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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shhhh uncle is sleeping🥱😴😴😴 (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by IDew@lemm.ee to c/okbuddyretard@lemmy.world

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