ElJefe

joined 1 year ago
[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can’t wait to hear it. I’m working my way backwards through their episodes. Any idea how long ago they did it?

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

To eat ramen after what? I need to know what’s happiness

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking unbelievable.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Sick burn for sure

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s what I’m saying! Too old. Did you know the medical term for a pregnancy after 35 is geriatric pregnancy? Ya bro, we’re getting committed to the old folks home soon here, you and I.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 39 points 1 month ago (16 children)

I’m a millennial… aren’t we a bit old for this shit anyway?

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like you dodged a large bullet there

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Bro, you sound like a delight to be around. Judging people for what they drive is pretty shitty. Unfortunately, lots of people don’t have much of a choice. Like, sure, buying that ~~early~~ any Chrysler 300 seems like a real bad idea. But maybe the person who bought it got it for the $15 that it’s worth, and maybe it was all they had to their name. And maybe they needed just any car that can get them to their job or transport their kids. Get off your high horse there.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

USA does offer a substantially better quality of life compared to many other places>

Lol no. It “offers” the mirage of a better quality of life. That’s like saying that gambling is a job that will invariably improve your economic position. The chances of immigrants actually improving their life by moving to the U.S. aren’t that good. I mean, most of the countries that people move from at least have socialized healthcare.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really only came here for Logan Paul hate, but stayed for the memes. But still hoped for Logan Paul hate. Dude’s a piece of shit

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He certainly wouldn’t have caught 2 of them if he’d kept his wiener in vaginas only! /s of course.

 

I’ve been on lemmy for almost a year now, but I was using a shit app that didn’t allow me to post. Finally found one that makes me much happier, and to share that happiness, I want to share with you all what also brings a lot of happiness into my life as my first post.

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