Asafum

joined 1 year ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 13 hours ago

"Donald got my order of just one small fry wrong on purpose! He's such a jokester! Man of the people and very stable genius! I didn't even mind getting a coke with onion rings and yellow hair in it!"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 13 hours ago

That is true, I was just trying to think of some possible reason to want to be hidden. I didn't even realize they were filming people until the OP replied to me. That made it way worse :/

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

What evidence do we have that this is real life???

Donald Trump could very well win. That's proof this is reality, because any movie maker worth their weight in salt would never have such a cartoonishly horrible person be a viable candidate in a realistic setting lol

And yeah, the first part was just dumb humor lol felt kinda bad after I sent it because this is no stupid questions and my joke could be read as condescending or something

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"The bulk of the early vote count is going to be mail-in, or the bulk of the early vote count is going to be Election Day. North Carolina, it’s all mail-in. Pennsylvania, it’s all Election Day, primarily."

Ughhhhh..... Counting all mail in votes on election day in the "most important" state... That's going to go well...

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 16 hours ago

I love those compilations on YouTube of him... I just stumbled on them the other day.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GxPSApAHakg

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 56 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Ohhhh that's even darker than I dared to guess... Voter intimidation? They're probably looking for "illegal voting" and know their actions are frowned upon by most so they dont want people to recognize them in town.

Kinda really stupid because you immediately draw attention to yourself dressed like that.... But then again the type of person who falls for the Trump election lie doesn't exactly have logic listed among their strengths...

If this is true and you can have a decent account and some evidence of what happened it might be worth dropping a "tip" about it to your local news station

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 63 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (13 children)

I'm thinking they might be ghosts! It's close to Halloween and they sometimes creep out of the graveyards to illegally vote and steal our democracy!!!

Lol seriously though, if I had to guess it's just people wearing ghost costumes for Halloween even though it's slightly early.

On a darker note, they might be really afraid of people seeing who they are and coming after them for "voting the wrong way" but I really doubt that.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"Putin respects me so much there would never be a war if I was president!"

Also

"I swear I yelled at him and everything!"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 16 points 16 hours ago

"Good! These infants are following God's plan! Let them die horrible deaths as God intended instead of saving everyone misery by Demonic Science!™"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 18 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 18 hours ago

Oh God lol... "Sorry sir/ma'am your baby is dumb as fuck. That little unborn shit can't even tell me what shape goes in what hole! He's got no chance."

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 30 points 18 hours ago

"God created you..."

Ughhh.... Find comfort in religion, fine, but let's not go push your idea of creation and the ramifications of such on others tyvm...

view more: ‹ prev next ›