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[–] ButterBallBaby@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

YOU HUMIES IZ ALWAYS SAYIN ONE OV'YA GODZ IZ BETTAH DAN DA OVA. WEEZ GOT TWO GODS AND DAY IZ BOF DA BEST.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

GORK IS BEST, ALSO MORK IS BEST!!!

IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cunning and strong, strong and cunning.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

NO ITS STRONG AND CUNNING AND CUNNING AND STRONG!!!

WAAAARRRRGH!!!

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, MORK brutally cunning, and GORK cunningly brutal!

You lookin' fer a KRUMPIN'?

COME AT ME GIT!

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is incorrect IT'S CUNNING AND STRONG.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!

[–] Somsphet@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just passing through to let all the filthy mon-keigh know that in the aeldari craftworlds communism is already a reality. Sucks to suck.

[–] somename@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I always find that funny, considering it was almost certainly by accident and they'd probably try to grimdarkify it more if they realized. They do the shit they did to the Tau on them.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Tau

i remember the insane crying by all the fans being so utterly distraught over the existence of "Good Guys" in their grimdark setting, also all the standard asian hate that happens less now, because anime is more mainstream

[–] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they'd probably try to grimdarkify it

I mean the Eldar did communism so hard and it was so good that they created a god of pleasure so

[–] somename@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

The craft worlds are a different system than the general aeldari empire was.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Just as long as they aren't secretly worshiping the corpse emperor they should be ok. Too many chaos worshippers get hung up on impurity tests and being "the right kind of chaos" when we really need to be presenting a united front against the followers of the corpse emperor. Chaos unity is important, we all want a galaxy free of the imperium for the glory of our dark gods, and if we spend all our time arguing amongst ourselves that can only serve the corpse on terra

Chaos Undivided Thought is the best path forward, and you don't want to fall to revisionists that say Abbadon should have focused on building Chaos in the Eye of Terror before spreading it to the rest of the galaxy, but you shouldn't disregard those sympathetic to our cause just because they are more dedicated to perfecting their murder-symphony than they are spreading Papa Nurgle's gifts

[–] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Commander Farsight.

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m feeling a distinct lack of the Lord of Change in their life. Perhaps you should push them more towards Tzeentch instead.

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

But it'd be just like a disciple of Metamorphosis to feign fealty to the Lord of Pleasure while still carrying out the aims of the Lord of Change as subterfuge. For all we know, it could be a ruse specifically to flummox OP, and they'd never know.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Begon bird lord! I have chosen to embrace the sweet gift of entropy bestowed upon me by my grandfather!

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

smuglord That's not very chaos undivided of you

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I missed the op that we're meeting on, can someone give me a link?

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

They wrote that one after arguing in the comments of the first one

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's really telling that it's always Slaanesh these people choose to over-dedicate themselves to, rancid vibes

Well, as acolytes of Nurgle we want rancid vibes

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Look, they sold me on the concept when they gave me an electric guitar and amplifier that literally bursts eardrums and melts faces. Chaos Noise forever.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Why the change of heart for your cousin, siccboi? Only a bird-brain could hatch such a plot.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Clearly young one you have not studied the ruinous power! Abandon the false preachings of your corpse emperor and embrace the truth of CHAOS!!!

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, when he finally emerges as the Dark King it's gonna be 💎👐🚀🌌 for me.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah keep telling yourself that emperor simp

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You've seen the Grey Knights, get ready for the Gay Knights

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Slannesh support is a red flag at all, claiming to be a servant but showing loyalty is even more of an issue. All hail grandfather nurgle.

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

UMMM, chat? YTA

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago