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Woop woop unto others as you'd woop woop unto yourself (midwest.social)
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[–] javasux@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the fuck is that font

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I ragged on a font like this

Someone reminded me it could be a font for dyslexics

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

As someone with mild dyslexia, that is a horrid dyslexia font and a horrid font in general

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“Salvation, how does it work?”

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

.. and I don't wanna talk to a prophet
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me blessed

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Muthafuckin miracles

[–] Fox@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago

Anyone got a recipe for biblically accurate Faygo?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What is a savior though?

A dead body.

Well not really, but he ain’t like anybody that you ever met before.

He’d drink Dasani and spit out Pinot Noir

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Just want you to know I got this

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"What is a... what the- what the fuck was THAT?! That shit is whack."

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

at least mass surveillance cameras won't detect him

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Turned water into ~~wine~~ Faygo

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I think they prefer orange face paint these days.

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I could believe Jesus would slam back a cold, crispy, refreshing glass of Faygo.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The loaves and fishes... at the juggaloo convention!

EDIT: Huh... what would that look like? Twinkies and Doritos? Beer and tits?

[–] Pops@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Piggy pie and Faygo

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"The Good Lord said he could heal this boy for just FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!1!"

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago

WHY'D YOU POST AN IMAGE