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"Now, to finish off those potato chips Amy threw out yesterday."

"Those were toenail clippings!"

"A feast's a feast."

Kinda. He later said he was being sarcastic.

That's the crux of it. Republicans almost invariably see life as a zero-sum game. It honestly does not occur to them that everyone could be happy and prosperous.

Who turgled?!

My experience voting in Georgia is that in-person elections are done on a computer that prints your vote, and absentee ballots are done with SAT-style bubble filling, so hanging chads specifically shouldn't be a problem. I'm sure they'll come up with some other kind of fuckery though.

Being hot gets you far. Having obscene amounts of daddy's money gets you much farther.

I'm the factory builder who's bad at building factories

Of course, my beloved grandson Butt-Face, how could I forget?

I think because of the panty raid bit

I forget the details, but the long and short of it was that they were advocating for anyone found sending these prompts to an AI being put on an FBI watch list, along with something along the lines of "you'd want to know if your neighbor was doing this." Then came at least three edits about how they didn't care about downvotes.

Still can't believe they got rid of that episode

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