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[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone has been training it on c/badposting

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] jack@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

I fart out my beanis

[–] Snackuleata@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago

stuff He just farted

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't stop chuckling like an idiot, thank you for this

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

Only Johnson's beer brings you the flavor of fresh mountain mouse farts.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's two occurences of it happening on flat colour background, learn like a modicum of photoshopping goddamn. You could do this easily and well in MS Paint for crying out loud

[–] booty@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I do think the floating mountain behind the logo above two regular mountains behind the logo is kinda unfixable AI-ism. Like you could just paint over the mountain and all its yellow glow line things with blue sky but at that point you're turning it into a different image entirely and it would probably look really boring

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

you could pass the mountain on top of the name off as a design choise pretty easily, honestly i kind of like it. you'd just need to re-paint some of the wobbley sun lines. realistically, no one is looking too closely at a beer logo

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

I'll admit I'm a few beers in but gd this got me che-smile laughing out loud looking at my phone like a weirdo

[–] edge@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Johnson's Brewing Co. ~Co.~

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

more like Fartson's Farting Co.

boom. gottem.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

cat i farted? more like mouse i farted amirite hon hon hon

[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me, I tried to prompt a shitty image of John Brown arresting the Shield Hero and it gave me an anime guy getting his mugshot taken and a cop next to him holding up the chart with the detainees name and the last line on the chart said "Ethnically Ambiguous" without me ever including that in my prompt, and I got a brain blast from that one post I saw a while ago about the cuckold troop or whatever and a sign in that one had the same phrase lmao

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They inject that into the prompts. See, Ethnically Ambiguous Homer Simpson.