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That happened to me! Hopefully it doesn't get U2!
The virus only gets ya, if you party INXS
Yeah. For your immune system to be so compromised you need to drink a magnum at least.
and then Wham!
One more pun and I'm calling The Police.
Do that and I’m fleeing to Europe
Sounds good I will go to Asia
Screw that, Boston's where it's at.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore
Well it definitely isn't Chicago
more like a Small Town.
Why is everyone in such a Rush to leave?
The Countdown's begun.
You have to know when enuff z'nuff.
Yeah, it's quite the Poison to experience.