Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 day ago by ccunning@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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No one knows the cure.

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[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and then Wham!

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One more pun and I'm calling The Police.

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do that and I’m fleeing to Europe

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds good I will go to Asia

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Screw that, Boston's where it's at.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well it definitely isn't Chicago

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

more like a Small Town.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is everyone in such a Rush to leave?

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The Countdown's begun.