troybot

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[–] troybot@midwest.social 11 points 6 days ago

You'll be even more excited when the 2028 campaign starts in three weeks!

[–] troybot@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell

[–] troybot@midwest.social 22 points 2 weeks ago

A Hezbollah fighter can beat off two Israelis at the same time

[–] troybot@midwest.social 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually he's referring to Vudu, the movie streaming app.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 11 points 3 weeks ago

Why does Bill look like Gru?

[–] troybot@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clever way to give a plug for that company

[–] troybot@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] troybot@midwest.social 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Plot twist: saltesc is the real tree cone fugitive and they just pinned their crimes on a rival stuntman

[–] troybot@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig

[–] troybot@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

[–] troybot@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

"Very fine people on both sides"

[–] troybot@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe he buried her there to get a reduction on the property taxes because the golf course is now technically a cemetery

 

Recently picked up this album and now it's one of my all-time favorites

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