tektite

joined 7 months ago
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 15 points 21 hours ago

He's just a little brought down because...

when you knocked...

he thought you were...

Romanian

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now's your chance!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago

The original is a failure that did a disservice to the women on it, just one we know and are nostalgic for.

What? Isn't the original poster based on the book cover? How does it do a disservice to the fictional characters of the book?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Savers is the same as Value Village and it's a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They're not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

...how do you measure a year in Trump's life?

In golf games? In rubles? In lawsuits? In twitter postings?

In rallies, incitement.. in terror, in strife?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He's got the best health, better than any other patient I've seen! Strong veins... he's got all the bones, many very fine teeth! Beautiful daughter, Ivanka, very beautiful. Testosterone is off the charts, he's a very human man... entirely muscle, completely pronoun free! They say he's quite smart, went to Wharton, best student they've had in the history of colleges and universities before they all went woke. Big brain, almost too large for his head! Never has a patient score higher on a physical examination, and I'd know because I'm a doctor!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago

Cult of personality?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago

What's the Thai flag doing in the background?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.

"The radical left did it!!"

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ew, a stranger appearing uninvited in my house?

No, they can teleport to the driveway like a normal person, thankyouverymuch.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Congrats! When's the wedding?

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