myself

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Bionicle reference???

Putin has been yapping about nuking the west if they cross whatever red line he made up that week for years.

Again?

Love how "built in java" is listed as a feature

Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

who the fuck preorders a PHONE?

How long did it take you to rephrase the title in a way that includes "the West has fallen"

Yes! Maybe even have a little layover at LAX <3

Least quixotic lemmy user

Also

Mozilla are bad actors anyway

Ladybird (I really don't care if the dev sucks)

???

Wacken probably

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?