mossberg590

joined 9 months ago
[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The PCs. The party are the real monsters in any campaign. That old woman hoodwinked is out of 2gp. KILL HER.

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, he can't afford that quality of writing.

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How do you explain Minnesota then?

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

It's a feature, not a bug. We have 10,000 lakes because MN is a sponge being squeezed.

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Smear peanut butter on the wall. My dogs hate baths but they put up with them now.

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?