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That weird compulsion to always be in pursuit of a relationship might be gender dysphoria.

Shitty people are seeking damages because a company failed to sufficiently insulate itself against the shitty things that those same shitty people were doing.

At some point it will happen to you, and you will be sober. And when it does, you will remember this day.

When CCST filed its lawsuit earlier this year on behalf of more than 70 Texas institutions, it said the Education Department’s rule was created “with a thumb on the scale to maximize the number of approved claims and, ultimately, further the administration’s loan forgiveness agenda.”

Yes.

"Uh-oh, someone's making a policy I don't like, and I'm not sure I can sway enough voters to block it. Better break the policymaking process entirely."

Images you can hear

I've done that a handful of times. It's only happened when I've been on full mental autopilot and totally distracted with other things.

The more frustrating part about it is that my acquaintances notice and figure if I slip up, then it's more okay if they slip up from time to time too. And yeah, I try not to give people too much grief if they make mistakes, but, like... Please try not to make mistakes.

I mean... Was she into it?

Can you at least unlock it later with experience points or in-game currency?

Good question. I don't have a good answer. I just wanted to pause for a moment and reflect on how concisely this question captures the moment we're living in.

Calling everyone "man", "bro", "you guys"

The more I look, the more memes I see. Is that the Instagram World Record Egg?