If you were bitten against your will, you can’t become a vampire unless you want to.
jaybone
Stuff it up in there like you’re making a roast.
Can’t you just take the money and then vote for whoever you want?
Next he’ll be eating dogs… right?
Yeah, they might actually treat us better.
I hate it when people do shit like that.
I lived in an apartment complex once where someone got a new (used) car with one of those old style car alarms that doesn’t turn off. They parked it in the parking garage and then left for the day. That shit was going off for like 6 hours. The cops were called and wouldn’t do shit. Cops looked at the car and were like “Doesn’t appear anyone tried to break in.” I’m like no shit dickhead, that’s not why we’re calling. Can you tow it out of here? But they wouldn’t tow it because it was on private property. I thought about breaking their windows but didn’t do it. I should have done something somewhat less destructive and egged it or something. Assholes.
You could win the Contractor’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! A lifetime supply of smoke detectors!
He just keeps knocking your drink off the bar.
He did eventually admit he lost the 2020 election.
The inside of a hot pocket.
This is more interesting than the meme.
Could add “is this where they come from?”