ThirdWorldOrder

Castlevania been making the cameo rounds a lot lately. Pretty cool.

Speaking for myself but in 1995 or whatever I didn’t even know what the term rendered was. Game looked cool but I liked Tex Murphy Under a Killing Moon for state of the art graphics lol

They are little snowflakes who think it’s cool to pretend they are commies. None of them actually live in any communist countries which is why it’s confusing when one stumbles upon such a creature in the wild.

It was much more fun for me than the originals. Back then it was just about seeing how clear I could render the boobs on my voodoo 3Dfx. Teenager things

I know you think you’re really clever and that’s great. Howard Stern became popular because people started protesting him. Sometimes you should just ignore things and they go away.

Outrage bait is obnoxious. Your kids aren’t going to be playing that one game you played 50 years ago. If they want to play it I’m sure there’s internet archive or they could pick it up for like $1

I had an elevator in my 4 story townhouse when I was 26. It was however really slow so I just ended up putting a keg of beer in it. Mobile beer!

Ah, so a completely pointless article. Thank you for saving me the read

Paywall. Anyone have an alt link?

This is absolutely satire and pretty funny