Psythik

They sell sauerkraut in containers other than jars and cans?

Back in the day when everyone still smoked flower, I would see people do this all the time with their lighter after a couple of hits. Personally I found it much more effective to just use your finger, so that's what I always did instead. It packs down so much better.

And the nine home screens with app icons and random widgets all over the place (with several duplicates and folders that make no sense, of course).

And an app drawer that is sorted by chaos instead of alphabetically.

And the keyboard that is permanently burned-into the screen cause she literally never turns off the display.

All I want is a space pirate game that doesn't require me to quit my job and dedicate my life to it in order to acquire a good enough ship to actually be competitive.

That, or a street racing MMO with realistic physics and a true-to-life level of customization and tuning, that has a map the size of small country. Like The Crew except no arcade physics and more than 5 players in a server. And also not shit.

Somebody, please make one of these two games already. I need this so badly in my lifetime before I die.

Miss my portable MP3 CD player so much. Tried to show it off to friends, but nobody cared that I could fit 100 songs on a CD because by then everyone had moved on to their stupid iPods with their massive 5GB of hard drive space.

Did the parents not feel the vibrations or were the kids smart enough to turn the bass down all the way (or maybe they simply had cheap sleskers)?

It would have been better for him to have done absolutely nothing. All he had to do was step aside and let the professionals do their jobs.

Guacamole with cottage cheese. The Polish side of my family loves it, but I wouldn't dare add it to my guac when making it for the Mexican half of my family.

They better be Windows logo-shaped. Toss in some Microsoft mouse and ergonomic keyboard-shaped bits for good measure too.

Use Firefox and max out all of its security settings. When you do this, the fingerprint protection is so good that not even Google can ID my PC anymore. I have to pull out my phone and confirm it's me every time I log in.

It's also one of the few ways to get enough potassium, an essential nutrient for life (that, or eat a shitload of avocado-based dishes every single day). Learn to love it if you want to live a long life. There are also coconut-based drinks like Body Armor that don't taste like coconut, but nothing beats the original source when it comes to getting the most potassium per dollar. So it's best to get used to it and get over it like I did. Eventually you'll enjoy the taste.

Again, ride in one yourself when you get the chance and I promise you you'll change your mind immediately.