PixlShft

joined 1 year ago
[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

May I offer you a previously viral, now stale meme with your updoot simulator?

 

If you ever feel hopelessly useless, remember that every reddit ad has a vote widget that does absolutely nothing. And, at least that, is not your fault.

the house of the dead updoots

[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I do not fear monsters under my bed or in my darkened closet, nor do I fear retirement, which is just as imaginary.

[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Average parabola denier.

[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I have much more respect for someone trying to rebuild from nothing than some chamber of commerce, yacht club douche.

[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 4 months ago (7 children)

What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?

[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it was graphic design all along.

How could we not see that a symbol would want to put plastic in our balls?

We are the dumbest for not noticing that all along.

[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The thing is, it's only a ROI if any of those passengers converts to a buyer. The act of seeing an ad creates no value for the manufacturer unless they are converted to a buyer. What you are describing is a market that has the consumer (ad watcher) almost completely removed from the conversion of capital. Being forced to watch an ad, in this case, only benefits the airline by their receiving ad revenue. The passengers are nearly supflourous.

[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What's the ROI on ads anyway? I feel like ads are just a way to funnel money between corps. People who are forced to see ads are really not even the point anymore. This is like corporations subsidizing other corporations. Don't even matter that you buy that item being shown to you.

[–] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

Smurtphön makers really have nothing new. They got their app store lock-in and went back to sleep. 😴😴😴

 

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