Nuke_the_whales

All those old guy wrestlers who still defend Vince McMahon are Maga trash.

Mommy, why is Spock pissing into bottles?

So many amazing Stephen King stories that could work as a series, why remake something that's been remade recently already?

If anything, get a Lord of the rings size budget and make the dark tower properly

Some kind of ketchup/tomato Monster by the color and green stem I guess

In truth, Trump would never even be hired at McDonald's to flip burgers since he's a convicted felon

Take a Siesta outdoors at noon with your mouth open

I went to a Ribfest in my city last week that made a Trump rally look like a daycare. Trump should just organize a Ribfest and he'd get more people showing up

Does he know that women like nuns, and many others throughout history had short hair? Idiot. This is like that episode of it's always Sunny turned to 11, the one where Dennis wants to shut down the salon giving women short haircuts

The Leafs have no incentive to win and if anything have an incentive to not win. They're the most profitable team in the league. They sell out more tickets and merch than any other, and the Leafs fans will blindly pay more and more every year to those losers. It's a great racket, they don't ever have to win, just make it to the playoffs every few years to lose. I think if they won, they might lose their momentum after the huge party year, the way the Raptors did

I've seen this movie

That sentence makes JD Vance cream his pants

Man, someone got filthy rich offa bunch of dumb gamers