Niksolo80

joined 1 year ago
[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Before you are two doors. One leads to your son Alexander. The other to a room of barrels.

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It diverges into the quantum realm of misheard lyrics.

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

You can lead a horse to Chinese food but you can’t make them eat it.

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Trek Wars. Not to be confused with the 1994 cinematic masterpiece that is Tek Wars.

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

5 second rule.

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We all love you, GAMERA!

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To boldly rim where no one’s rimmed before.

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Choke in my ass

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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