Mvlad88

For prying you a screwdriver, if you want a versatile blade type then I strongly recommend a sheepsfoot tanto.

Mediocre fun crap, please.

For that you use planks because a) they are cheap and can be reused b) styrofoam won't hold back a couple of tons of concrete.

Trump also said: the faucet is made by ACME and managed by my good friend Wile E. Cayote.

was sentenced to five years for alleged pro-Israel propaganda activity, four years for insulting Islamic sanctities, two years for spreading lies online and an additional year for anti-regime propaganda>

I knew my grammar teacher was sus when she was telling us all those rules.

Religious people be like: those are rookie numbers.

We have elections this year.

Holly shit, Maria Bakalova will play Ivana Trump! For those who don't know, she is the girl the second Borat movie, yeah, the one with Rudy.

You can't make this shit up.

Pretty much

Peskov said, before praising intelligence officers who "make such sacrifices for the sake of their work, for the sake of devotion to the cause.">

Yeah, this kids will be very happy about "the cause".

I live in a, let's say, less fancy neighborhood, and all that twitciness reminds me of a lot of the people that come here for "shopping".

The words billionaire and prison in the same sentence make me happy.