Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

The train doesn't exist, therefore it can't be late when it'll never be there.

With his bare fucking hands, apparently.

EDIT: Not to be confused with his bear fucking hands.

On the plus side the train is never late.

You had better not shit me.

Seems to me like they've just upped the price $10 with each successive generation of consoles.

I enjoy this idea immensely.

An Orb comes around here it's gonna catch some bird shot, I tell you what.

Something pre-00's, but I'm a weird masochist.

I take it all back. They're for sure just hucking shit out the back of the truck to make a big dumb pile for shit stain to wack off in front of.

Sign

I just...I don't...

My only real hope for this world is that everyone will get what they deserve.

Typically when you're clearing debris, you pile into one central location so it can get loaded into trucks and hauled off. I'm sure ole Meat Ball Ron wanted a dramatic backdrop. More than one thing can be true.

"Authorities said that the lift operator at the top of the shaft noticed there was a problem with the elevator when 11 people were riding it. After they were brought back to the main level, authorities realized that Weier was killed and four other adults injured, the Gazette reported."

Whoever wrote this should be beaten around the head with a grammar textbook, and the editor too.

Why does your robot vacuum need a camera feed, and speakers? Who thought that was a good idea? I truly loathe the future.