Event_Horizon

joined 1 year ago
[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Bruh where's my car?

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So what you're saying is, he needs to add nipple holes!

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

AAAA toe nails! $100 for the early access pedicure pack of 3 special nail colours. You can purchase the other 7 colours via the nail pass, you'll gain access to a new colour each month as your nails grow in real-time!

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd be tempted to buy that. When you visit it's just a white page with a leather couch in the middle of the screen, everytime you click the couch it would moan seductively and every fifth click would give a squelch sound.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wireless earphones with noise cancelling completely transformed air travel for me!

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

And imagine trying to suggest Baywatch isn't the number one source for first aid/resuscitation information. Smh.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

The dishwasher continues to remain a mystery then 🤔

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well there's an idea for a video game. The Airbnb adventure full of absurdity and adventure but played 100% straight

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I already have the bald part so the rest seems like a general improvement.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The creator and director then went on to make Danger 5!

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

That saucy llama!

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You know what you did 😤

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