Dicska

I can't really put it into words but I just randomly (?) have this thought of "certainly not" and have the feeling of "this has got to be a bad dream... Oh wait, it's actually a bad dream, why am I still here at all".

I just don't always manage to.

Nah, you just have to photoshop X eyes and a stuck out tongue on every living thing. They didn't say anything about dead things.

Yeah but I would easily beat him in hurdles.

The Haunting (the song) has some rather pretty bits, too.

Oh. I was still trying to fit those words to the rhythm of this.

At one point the same activity started ruining /r/animalsbeinggeniuses. Either utterly dumb users, or, more likely, botted accounts started spamming the sub with random animal photos/videos. Then, when I dared to point out that a sitting cat/dog isn't just genius for simply being cute or by being able to jump far, I often got downvoted because bUt It'S sO cUtE, hOw CaN yOu HaTe CuTe AnImAlS.

I stopped following Reddit content more than a year ago, but I'm not too surprised to see that the same is happening everywhere else.

The Tesla truck, driven by an employee, was headed to the company’s battery factory in Sparks, Nevada, [...]

WHERE else?

• Mom! Look! This frog says my name every time I press down on its belly!
• Leave the poor animal alone, Björk!

This is how I abbreviate avocado smash & eggs. Mostly with two g's, but still.

And print the scrolling text on a shirt like a gif.

Nah, they just swam East/West or South. At one point they just collected into a pile at the South Pole and waited patiently for the Polaris to come into existence.

This part comes to my mind. You grab the wasp nest, a couple of wasps come buzzing around, then you throw it against the wall and hardcore mode turns on.