Carvex

I don't use the internet

Rich in what? I see an irresponsible man-child whom others have given far too much responsibility. Stop sucking his dick every five seconds and he'd fade to obscurity.

No we have to throw them in prison and work them for free in a field, that's the only way...murica.

Don't forget entire mornings angrily tweeting from the toilet while watching Faux News.

Drop leaflets to them which say "surrender and we won't send you back to NK", simple.

I still have that splinter in my ass from last year's visit.

Fozzie Bear?

Killin me with John Metroid

The enemy is incompetent, and also controls the weather.

In all fairness it was a cop calling, I'm sure he's scared of her.

The first three seasons have some great moments which most people can relate to. Everyone knows a Patrick Star, someone who's so dumb it hurts but you still have to deal with them. Everyone has worked for a Mr Krabs, the cheapest and stingiest of employers. And many people find themselves turn from happy in life as a child to become Squidward, who is just done with all of it at his meaningless job and low pay but can't quit.

Nah, they'll just blame Muslims or immigrants or something fucking stupid, they're not intelligent people.