Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by MadWorks@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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In a dad-a-base!

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[–] Benign@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

I also have an offline backup in the pun-try.

[–] Dr_Cog@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm literally wearing a shirt with this joke on it right now. Wife got it for me for my first father's day

Yes, it has spit-up on it

[–] dipbeneaththelasers@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

In dad-a-tables

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

This is almost so bad it's good it's bad.

[–] sik0fewl@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

There's a follow-up pun about a sequel dad-a-base in there somewhere.

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

In a garbage can where they belong?

[–] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

🙄🙄🙄... 😂😂😂